You Know What I Love? BACKTRACKING!

The single-most vital item in the game (apart from HM 02: Fly) is the Bicycle.  Until you get the Bicycle, every step you take makes you say, "FUCK! I want the Bicycle!"

How do you get the Bicycle?

Gotta run all the way around fucking Cerulean City because you don't have HM 01: Cut yet, gotta run all the way down to the Underground Passage, gotta walk the MILES underground to the south of Saffron City, gotta run all the way down to Vermillion City past all those asshole trainers who have like one Pokemon at 12 levels above your highest, talk to the creepy fucking chairman of the Pokemon Fan-Club about his boner for Rapidash, then WALK ALL THE WAY BACK UP TO THE BIKE SHOP!

Seriously...dude fucking loves Rapidash.  He would fuck a Rapidash.  I herd u liek Rapidash...

S.S. Anne time! The bittersweet, evanescent voyage that you get to do once, then never again.  Better bring the Geodude along; he needs to get ready for Surge.

Charmeleon, Lvl 19

Pikachu, Lvl 17

Magikarp, Lvl 17

Oddish, Lvl 15

Butterfree, Lvl 15

Geodude, Lvl 9

Pokedex: 18, Badges: 2