Thursday, October 18, 2012

Roll Call, Motherfuckers! Get Out of the Computer!

As promised, this is the halfway point full disclosure of the contents of Bill's PC.  Here's all the Pokemon at my disposal.  Feel free to comment on the following:

- What Pokemon I should be leveling
- What Pokemon I should use for future battles
- What clothes should I dress my Pokemon in
- Which Pokemon look the dumbest
- Which Pokemon deserve to die
- Which Pokemon should be fed vitamins like Protein and Iron like a fat sultan eating grapes

Here we go! Fuck, I opened Bill's PC!

POKEMON:Wigglytuff
TYPE:Normal
LEVEL:5
HEALTH:30
ATTACK:13
DEFENSE:9
SPEED:9
SPECIAL:11
MOVE 1:Sing
MOVE 2:
MOVE 3:
MOVE 4:



POKEMON:Ekans
TYPE:Poison
LEVEL:6
HEALTH:20
ATTACK:12
DEFENSE:11
SPEED:13
SPECIAL:10
MOVE 1:Wrap
MOVE 2:Leer
MOVE 3:
MOVE 4:



POKEMON:Beedrill
TYPE:Bug/Poison
LEVEL:12
HEALTH:39
ATTACK:26
DEFENSE:18
SPEED:25
SPECIAL:19
MOVE 1:Poison Sting
MOVE 2:String Shot
MOVE 3:Fury Attack
MOVE 4:



POKEMON: Slowpoke
TYPE: Water/Psychic
LEVEL: 15
HEALTH: 55
ATTACK: 27
DEFENSE: 25
SPEED: 10
SPECIAL: 19
MOVE 1: Confusion
MOVE 2:
MOVE 3:
MOVE 4:


POKEMON:Dratini
TYPE:Dragon
LEVEL:15
HEALTH:39
ATTACK:26
DEFENSE:23
SPEED:20
SPECIAL:21
MOVE 1:Wrap
MOVE 2:Leer
MOVE 3:Thunder Wave
MOVE 4:


POKEMON: Drowzee
TYPE: Psychic
LEVEL: 15
HEALTH: 45
ATTACK: 22
DEFENSE: 19
SPEED: 19
SPECIAL: 33
MOVE 1: Pound
MOVE 2: Hypnosis
MOVE 3: Disable
MOVE 4:


POKEMON: Lapras
TYPE: Water/Ice
LEVEL: 15
HEALTH: 65
ATTACK: 30
DEFENSE: 31
SPEED: 23
SPECIAL: 36
MOVE 1: Water Gun
MOVE 2: Growl
MOVE 3:
MOVE 4:


POKEMON: Krabby
TYPE: Water
LEVEL: 15
HEALTH: 38
ATTACK: 38
DEFENSE: 34
SPEED: 21
SPECIAL: 14
MOVE 1: Bubble
MOVE 2: Leer
MOVE 3:
MOVE 4:


POKEMON: Onix
TYPE: Rock/Ground
LEVEL: 17
HEALTH: 42
ATTACK: 24
DEFENSE: 61
SPEED: 32
SPECIAL: 19
MOVE 1: Tackle
MOVE 2: Screech
MOVE 3: Bind
MOVE 4:


POKEMON: Butterfree
TYPE: Bug/Flying
LEVEL: 17
HEALTH: 52
ATTACK: 26
DEFENSE: 27
SPEED: 35
SPECIAL: 36
MOVE 1: Confusion
MOVE 2: Stun Spore
MOVE 3: Sleep Powder
MOVE 4: Poisonpowder


POKEMON: Machop
TYPE: Fighting
LEVEL: 17
HEALTH: 53
ATTACK: 34
DEFENSE: 23
SPEED: 21
SPECIAL: 20
MOVE 1: Karate Chop
MOVE 2:
MOVE 3:
MOVE 4:


POKEMON: Clefairy
TYPE: Normal
LEVEL: 20
HEALTH: 60
ATTACK: 24
DEFENSE: 27
SPEED: 26
SPECIAL: 31
MOVE 1: Sing
MOVE 2: Pound
MOVE 3: Doubleslap
MOVE 4: Teleport


POKEMON: Cubone
TYPE: Ground
LEVEL: 20
HEALTH: 50
ATTACK: 27
DEFENSE: 43
SPEED: 23
SPECIAL: 27
MOVE 1: Bone Club
MOVE 2: Growl
MOVE 3:
MOVE 4:


POKEMON: Mankey
TYPE: Fighting
LEVEL: 20
HEALTH: 51
ATTACK: 37
DEFENSE: 24
SPEED: 33
SPECIAL: 21
MOVE 1: Scratch
MOVE 2: Leer
MOVE 3: Karate Chop
MOVE 4:


POKEMON: Geodude
TYPE: Rock/Ground
LEVEL: 21
HEALTH: 55
ATTACK: 43
DEFENSE: 53
SPEED: 19
SPECIAL: 22
MOVE 1: Rock Throw
MOVE 2: Defense Curl
MOVE 3: Bide
MOVE 4: Selfdestruct


POKEMON: Spearow
TYPE: Normal/Flying
LEVEL: 22
HEALTH: 54
ATTACK: 33
DEFENSE: 20
SPEED: 38
SPECIAL: 25
MOVE 1: Growl
MOVE 2: Leer
MOVE 3: Fury Attack
MOVE 4: Mirror Move


POKEMON: Poliwhirl
TYPE: Water
LEVEL: 23
HEALTH: 67
ATTACK: 39
DEFENSE: 34
SPEED: 48
SPECIAL: 32
MOVE 1: Bubble
MOVE 2: Hypnosis
MOVE 3: Water Gun
MOVE 4:


POKEMON: Raichu
TYPE: Electric
LEVEL: 23
HEALTH: 68
ATTACK: 52
DEFENSE: 35
SPEED: 56
SPECIAL: 53
MOVE 1: Thunderbolt
MOVE 2: Flash
MOVE 3: Thunder Wave
MOVE 4: Quick Attack


POKEMON: Gyarados
TYPE: Water/Flying
LEVEL: 24
HEALTH: 86
ATTACK: 75
DEFENSE: 46
SPEED: 48
SPECIAL: 58
MOVE 1: Tackle
MOVE 2: Bubblebeam
MOVE 3: Bite
MOVE 4: Water Gun


POKEMON: Rhyhorn
TYPE: Ground/Rock
LEVEL: 26
HEALTH: 81
ATTACK: 57
DEFENSE: 57
SPEED: 26
SPECIAL: 23
MOVE 1: Horn Attack
MOVE 2: Dig
MOVE 3:
MOVE 4:


POKEMON: Nidoking
TYPE: Poison/Ground
LEVEL: 26
HEALTH: 83
ATTACK: 61
DEFENSE: 50
SPEED: 58
SPECIAL: 52
MOVE 1: Strength
MOVE 2: Horn Drill
MOVE 3: Horn Attack
MOVE 4: Toxic


POKEMON: Exeggcute
TYPE: Grass/Psychic
LEVEL: 27
HEALTH: 77
ATTACK: 31
DEFENSE: 55
SPEED: 29
SPECIAL: 43
MOVE 1: Barrage
MOVE 2: Hypnosis
MOVE 3: Reflect
MOVE 4: Egg Bomb


POKEMON: Goldeen
TYPE: Water
LEVEL: 27
HEALTH: 64
ATTACK: 45
DEFENSE: 46
SPEED: 48
SPECIAL: 34
MOVE 1: Surf
MOVE 2: Supersonic
MOVE 3: Peck
MOVE 4: Horn Attack


POKEMON: Vileplume
TYPE: Grass/Poison
LEVEL: 27
HEALTH: 80
ATTACK: 57
DEFENSE: 54
SPEED: 41
SPECIAL: 64
MOVE 1: Absorb
MOVE 2: Poisonpowder
MOVE 3: Mega Drain
MOVE 4: Cut


POKEMON: Horsea
TYPE: Water
LEVEL: 28
HEALTH: 62
ATTACK: 30
DEFENSE: 47
SPEED: 42
SPECIAL: 49
MOVE 1: Bubble
MOVE 2: Smokescreen
MOVE 3: Leer
MOVE 4:


POKEMON: Growlithe
TYPE: Fire
LEVEL: 28
HEALTH: 80
ATTACK: 57
DEFENSE: 40
SPEED: 47
SPECIAL: 40
MOVE 1: Bite
MOVE 2: Roar
MOVE 3: Ember
MOVE 4: Leer


POKEMON: Vaporeon
TYPE: Water
LEVEL: 28
HEALTH: 113
ATTACK: 50
DEFENSE: 45
SPEED: 48
SPECIAL: 76
MOVE 1: Tackle
MOVE 2: Sand-Attack
MOVE 3: Quick Attack
MOVE 4:


POKEMON: Golbat
TYPE: Poison/Flying
LEVEL: 29
HEALTH: 87
ATTACK: 60
DEFENSE: 51
SPEED: 65
SPECIAL: 54
MOVE 1: Screech
MOVE 2: Bite
MOVE 3: Supersonic
MOVE 4: Confuse Ray


POKEMON: Seel
TYPE: Water
LEVEL: 30
HEALTH: 84
ATTACK: 37
DEFENSE: 45
SPEED: 38
SPECIAL: 53
MOVE 1: Headbutt
MOVE 2: Growl
MOVE 3:
MOVE 4:


POKEMON: Shellder
TYPE: Water
LEVEL: 30
HEALTH: 65
ATTACK: 48
DEFENSE: 74
SPEED: 31
SPECIAL: 33
MOVE 1: Withdraw
MOVE 2: Supersonic
MOVE 3: Clamp
MOVE 4: Aurora Beam


POKEMON: Hitmonlee
TYPE: Fighting
LEVEL: 30
HEALTH: 72
ATTACK: 85
DEFENSE: 45
SPEED: 63
SPECIAL: 26
MOVE 1: Double Kick
MOVE 2: Meditate
MOVE 3:
MOVE 4:


POKEMON: Snorlax
TYPE: Normal
LEVEL: 30
HEALTH: 136
ATTACK: 79
DEFENSE: 47
SPEED: 27
SPECIAL: 48
MOVE 1: Headbutt
MOVE 2: Amnesia
MOVE 3: Rest
MOVE 4:


POKEMON: Nidorina
TYPE: Poison
LEVEL: 31
HEALTH: 89
ATTACK: 52
DEFENSE: 46
SPEED: 42
SPECIAL: 39
MOVE 1: Tackle
MOVE 2: Scratch
MOVE 3: Poison Sting
MOVE 4: Tail Whip


POKEMON: Gengar
TYPE: Ghost/Poison
LEVEL: 31
HEALTH: 88
ATTACK: 52
DEFENSE: 48
SPEED: 79
SPECIAL: 94
MOVE 1: Lick
MOVE 2: Confuse Ray
MOVE 3: Night Shade
MOVE 4: Hypnosis


POKEMON: Venomoth
TYPE: Bug/Poison
LEVEL: 32
HEALTH: 90
ATTACK: 56
DEFENSE: 48
SPEED: 73
SPECIAL: 70
MOVE 1: Disable
MOVE 2: Poisonpowder
MOVE 3: Leech Life
MOVE 4: Stun Spore


POKEMON: Magneton
TYPE: Electric
LEVEL: 32
HEALTH: 79
ATTACK: 49
DEFENSE: 73
SPEED: 56
SPECIAL: 88
MOVE 1: Tackle
MOVE 2: Sonicboom
MOVE 3: Tundershock
MOVE 4: Supersonic


POKEMON: Tentacool
TYPE: Water/Poison
LEVEL: 35
HEALTH: 79
ATTACK: 43
DEFENSE: 30
SPEED: 59
SPECIAL: 85
MOVE 1: Poison Sting
MOVE 2: Water Gun
MOVE 3: Constrict
MOVE 4: Barrier


POKEMON: Dugtrio
TYPE: Ground
LEVEL: 35
HEALTH: 83
ATTACK: 76
DEFENSE: 47
SPEED: 97
SPECIAL: 59
MOVE 1: Slash
MOVE 2: Earthquake
MOVE 3: Dig
MOVE 4: Sand-Attack


POKEMON: Electabuzz
TYPE: Electric
LEVEL: 36
HEALTH: 93
ATTACK: 71
DEFENSE: 46
SPEED: 87
SPECIAL: 75
MOVE 1: Quick Attack
MOVE 2: Leer
MOVE 3: Thundershock
MOVE 4: Thunder


POKEMON: Golduck
TYPE: Water
LEVEL: 38
HEALTH: 111
ATTACK: 68
DEFENSE: 66
SPEED: 69
SPECIAL: 73
MOVE 1: Scratch
MOVE 2: Tail Whip
MOVE 3: Disable
MOVE 4:


POKEMON: Parasect
TYPE: Bug/Grass
LEVEL: 39
HEALTH: 106
ATTACK: 96
DEFENSE: 74
SPEED: 44
SPECIAL: 82
MOVE 1: Cut
MOVE 2: Slash
MOVE 3: Stun Spore
MOVE 4: Leech Life


POKEMON: Alakazam
TYPE: Psychic
LEVEL: 39
HEALTH: 104
ATTACK: 61
DEFENSE: 52
SPEED: 111
SPECIAL: 124
MOVE 1: Teleport
MOVE 2: Confusion
MOVE 3: Psychic
MOVE 4: Psybeam


POKEMON: Pidgeot
TYPE: Normal/Flying
LEVEL: 40
HEALTH: 132
ATTACK: 88
DEFENSE: 81
SPEED: 98
SPECIAL: 79
MOVE 1: Fly
MOVE 2: Sand-Attack
MOVE 3: Wing Attack
MOVE 4: Razor Wind


POKEMON: Scyther
TYPE: Bug/Flying
LEVEL: 40
HEALTH: 120
ATTACK: 110
DEFENSE: 81
SPEED: 109
SPECIAL: 57
MOVE 1: Slash
MOVE 2: Swords Dance
MOVE 3: Quick Attack
MOVE 4: Skull Bash


POKEMON: Electrode
TYPE: Electric
LEVEL: 41
HEALTH: 106
ATTACK: 51
DEFENSE: 72
SPEED: 125
SPECIAL: 73
MOVE 1: Sonicboom
MOVE 2: Selfdestruct
MOVE 3: Light Screen
MOVE 4: Swift



POKEMON:Charizard
TYPE:Fire/Flying
LEVEL:45
HEALTH:142
ATTACK:109
DEFENSE:88
SPEED:112
SPECIAL:101
MOVE 1:Slash
MOVE 2:Growl
MOVE 3:Ember
MOVE 4:Rage



POKEMON: Zapdos
TYPE: Electric/Flying
LEVEL: 50
HEALTH: 159
ATTACK: 96
DEFENSE: 98
SPEED: 115
SPECIAL: 139
MOVE 1: Thundershock
MOVE 2: Drill Peck
MOVE 3: Reflect
MOVE 4: Thunder Wave


Pokedex: 75, Badges: 6

(Jesus fucking Christ, I am never doing this again.  I will only ever do this again with the six I use to defeat the Elite Four, because every goddamn generation adds like another 100 Pokemon, and I do NOT intend on doing this when I hit 145 in the Gen-2 games!)

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