I'm feeling a little like this going after the Elite Four, 'cause I just have 4 Revives and 4 Potions, and I just realized that I can't buy an Ether or Elixir anywhere, so...ffffffffffffuck!
Screw it! I want to do this!
Lorelei, The Elite First
This is where the panic sets in. Now, I wish I had another Electric-type attack on Zapdos, but we're going for this!
First Up: Dewgong
I love Dewgong, especially in the card game, but now it has to die.
Zapdos, go! Miss your Thunder attack! Great job! Thanks.
Aurora Beam takes me down to 128/181.
THUNDER CONNECTS! One-hit K.O.
Good. Minimal damage from that fight.
Second Fight: Cloyster
You look like a vagina. Go ahead, debate that. You can't unsee it.
Thunder again! One-hit K.O. again!
Don't panic...this is going okay, but it's still Thunder. That shit is still terribly inaccurate.
Intermission Battle: Slowbro
There is something on your ass, retard. And it looks like it hates you.
Thunder connects again! One-hit K.O.!
It WILL miss next time. I guarantee that shit.
Fourth Foe: Jynx
You racist as hell. Ice/Psychic...I should use Charizard.
Fire Blast! One-hit K.O.! I'm almost through the first of the Four! I'm kind of terrified.
Last Opponent: Lapras
Please Zapdos, do not fuck me here.
And he fucks me. Thanks for missing that Thunder. Fucking called it.
BLIZZARD?! Down to 20/181?!?!?!? OH SHIT!!!!!
Good, this Thunder connected and it's one more one-hit K.O. Good.
Shit. So Super Potions are NOT Max Potions and I just spent them all to resuscitate Zapdos. Fucking awesome.
Zapdos, Lvl 55
Articuno, Lvl 51
Charizard, Lvl 50
Moltres, Lvl 50
Alakazam, Lvl 50
Vaporeon, Lvl 50
Pokedex: 92, Badges: 8
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